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Dogs with Human Heads

from Star Witness by Backdoor Frontman

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VERSE 1:
What's with that dog, man he sure looks a fright
That hybrid mutt is one ugly sight
That crazy dog man he scares me to death
Can't be a real dog 'cause he's got such fresh breath

CHORUS:
Dogs with human heads
Live in a doghouse but they sleep in beds
Dogs with human heads
They won't eat vomit

VERSE 2:
They've got no hands, so they never can shave
They look like hermits, that live in a cave.
It must be funny--it must be weird
To be a dog and have a Santa Claus beard.

CHORUS 2:
Dogs with human heads
Live in a doghouse but they sleep in beds
Dogs with human heads

BRIDGE:
Can't catch a frisbee, can't fetch a bone
Can't go to college, or play the trombone
Spends all his time in his house all alone
His only friends are on the 900 phone

CHORUS 3:
Dogs with human heads
Live in a doghouse but they sleep in beds
Dogs with human heads

VERSE 3:
What can life be for a dog such as this?
He can't know joy, and he'll never feel bliss
Where does he fit into life's great puzzle
Wearing a leash and a customized muzzle?

CHORUS 4:
Dogs with human heads
Live in a doghouse but they sleep in beds
Dogs with human heads

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from Star Witness, released August 1, 1999
Written by Jason Musser

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