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French Fries, Chocolate, and Carrot Cake

from Star Witness by Backdoor Frontman

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Kari White, she's so cute
She's always clean and she tells the truth
With her orange hair and her little head
She likes to sleep in her feather bed.

She drives around all day long
She likes to listen to a Pearl Jam song
Except when she's taking clients on trips
Then she has to listen to B96.

French fries, chocolate, and carrot cake
Is what she likes to eat when she takes a break.
She eats lots of salad and she likes to bake,
But she's a vegetarian so she won't eat steak.

Every day she goes to work
While I go to school like a useless jerk.
She makes all the money for me to spend
You know I'm bound for a bad end.

But we'll get married and I'll get a job
I'll make lots of money and I won't be a slob
Be able to buy lots of corn on the cob!
We might settle down and have a son named Rob.

I'll eat lots of salad and I'll learn to bake
Become a vegetarian so I won't eat steak.
I'll be a good cook and I'll learn to make
French fries, chocolate, and carrot cake.

French fries, chocolate, and....

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from Star Witness, released August 1, 1999
Written by Jason Musser

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