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Left Is Right (and Right Is Wrong)

from Fish Fry Bloodbath by Backdoor Frontman

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The right-handed man who’s preachin’ bout unity
forgets what he said when he’s huntin’ down you-and-me
The next time I hear him talkin’ high and mighty
There’ll be a mob in the street chantin’ kill righty.

Dexterity is nothin’ but the tool of an idiot
Talkin’ bout numbers let’s see what you can get
Don’t he realize that he’s thinkin’ with his left brain
When it comes to thinkin’ he’s cruisin’ in the slow lane

Don’t know what I’m sayin’ check the name of this song
It’s called “Left Is Right” fool, and right is wrong.

When you meet me, well don’t make the mistake
Of givin’ me your stupid sissy-ass right hand to shake
I may go on and take your right hand in mine
But the Uzi in my left hand will blow your mind

Yeah I’m from the left but I ain’t no socialist
If you want a name you can call me a gauchialist
A militant lefty who’s highly pissed
And while I’m on the mic I’ma make the most of this

I’ll wait by your house till you’re out of sight
And I know that you’re gone for the rest of the night
When I get through shakin’ hands with your wife
Then I’ll be the one that she calls Mister Right

Yeah your right-handed bitch I’ll screw her for the hell of it
But come to getting’ married I won’t think too well of it
Left handed girls give a man what he really needs
Recessive genes to satisfy my superior seed

Don’t know what I’m sayin’? Check the name of this song
It’s called “Left Is Right” fool, and right is wrong

We’re a sinister-lookin’ mad as hell gang of southpaws
In your world we ain’t afraid to break the laws
My homies on the base better hide behind your shield
Cause I’ll bring ‘em all home with a hit to right field

A leftist militia’s headed to your town
And we won’t be leavin’ till the rights are put down
There’s gonna be a massacre in the street
Then we’ll dance on your grave with our two left feet

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from Fish Fry Bloodbath, released September 20, 2012
Written by Jason Musser, Seth Verdot, and Billy Starfire

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