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When we go to your place after our date
I wanna make my move before it gets late
But I get no attention or nothin' like that
'Cause I'm in competition with your cat!

Between him and me when push comes to shove
That cat's the one who gets all the love!
You won't leave him for a walk on the beach
That cat ain't nothin'--nothin' but a love leach!

Love leech, love leech
And I can't get you out of his reach
Love leech, love leech


When we fin'ly got married I thought it'll be gravy.
but before too long you went and had a baby
I might look real smart in my coat and hat
but I just can't compete with his chubby little fat!

Love leech, love leech

Now when I was at home writin' this song
t was right about here my better half came along
She just barged right in; she's got a lot of nerve
She said I had to put in this part in her own words:

"You're the one who's always on the PC
When I'm ready for you you got no time for me
You're either in the basement on your computer
Or you're eatin' chicken wings down at Hooter's.

Love leech, love leech
I can't get you in my reach
Love leech love leech"

Aw baby, it ain't like that.
I'm only doing that because you're too busy for me.
Besides it ain't like you make it sound
I have to promote my burgeonin' musical career

it's called "networkin'"

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from Fish Fry Bloodbath, released September 20, 2012
Written by Jason Musser

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