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Stable Relationship

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Accident'ly pick up when my mom calls my cell phone
She's naggin bout when I'm gonna bring a nice girl home?
I'm telling her I gotta start my day I gotta get up
But she talks for two hours and she just won't let up

At work they all talkin bout the company party
The boss, receptionist and my best friend Marty
Hey I got no girlfriend, I ain't got no wife
So please stop nagging me about my pers'nal life

Because I'm young and I'm not in a stable relationship
Irons in the fire and I'm focused on makin' it
Gankers on my jock gonna give them all the slip
By saying that I'm not in a stable relationship

Get a call from my brother, yeah, about my nephew
Ask me why I didn't show for his recital at school
I said Stay out of my bi-ness bro, lay off of the pryin'
Ain't my fault if some little kid was crying.

Then I meet a cute girl--open mike at the bar
We hit another club then go out to my car
I thrill her with my hands but there's nothin for me
I'm tired of.. givin it... all away for free

Because I'm young and I'm not in a stable relationship
Irons in the fire and I'm focused on makin' it
Gankers on my jock gonna give them all the slip
By saying that I'm not in a stable relationship

Voice 2: Hey man, you got a girl. What a-BOUT Les-lie?
Yo not a girlfriend--F.W.B!
Alice? Nu-uh. Tracy? No, she's gay
Well how 'bout Casey?
Told her to go away!

Because I'm young and I'm--
Voice 3: Dude, you aren't even that young
Man shut the hell up, 'fore I... rip out ya lung
Voice 2: Yeah, you're old, man, you told me you were forty-two
Voice 3: And you live with your mom, how come she called you?
Dude she was at work already that day, so why don't you two... take your band and go away

Because I'm young and I'm not in a stable relationship
Irons in the fire and I'm focused on makin' it
Gankers on my jock gonna give them all the slip
By saying that I'm not in a stable relationship

I'm young
Voice 2: <cough>bullshit
Yeah, young and free
Voice 3: Ok, grampa
Just haven't met the girl who's right for me
Voice 2: You mean blind?
Haven't found one worthy to share my palace
Voice 3: Your mom's basement?
Voice 2: Don't forget your Cialis!

Because I'm young and I'm not in a stable relationship
Irons in the fire and I'm focused on makin' it
Gankers on my jock gonna give them all the slip
By saying that I'm not in a stable relationship

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from Backdoor Frontman, released September 8, 2015
Written by Jason Musser

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